Cow and Matey

I was at a friend’s house last night and in their bathroom was a bottle of shower gel with a farmyard motif, labeled ‘Daisy Fragranced’. Oh, and the lid was a rubber cow’s head. I can see what they’re going for, they have seen Jean Paul Gaultier’s ‘Le Male’ and thought they’d get in on the act. What has escaped them of course is that whilst people may wish to smell of man, they rarely wish to smell of cow.