Christmas all over again

Well done for making it through another year fellow viewers, may I wish you heartfelt well wishes for Baby Jesus day and beyond.

I apologise for posting about half as much this year. It turns out that maintaining a blog is much easier when you have internet access. New for 2011 however is a brand new internet that I have constructed from rubber bands and bits of string. If that doesn't work I hope to buy a box of internet in the January sales. It's quite common after all for people to return internet they have received for Christmas on the basis that it makes their bum look big.

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There's an app(rentice) for that

Ever since that chap did an impression of a pterodactyl a couple of years ago, the interview episode of  'The Apprentice' has always been the best. Margaret was an inspired choice to have interview them last night as this series has missed her withering eyebrow raising. Poor Thebrand though, I think felt that he was somehow part of some inner circle after having explored the lower reaches of the Sugar colon last week, as Margaret said, “greeting me like a long lost friend”, so when she unleashed the brows of peril he seemed suddenly deflated, like someone had taken a pin to a toad's throat mid-ribbit.

So now it’s down to death stare Stella and charisma vacuum Chris, a man so dull he sucks the life out of you through the cathode tube (I have an old telly). My money’s on Stella, but only because Chris would cause every one of Lord Suralan’s employees to turn into narcoleptics.
 
Who wins? YOU decide. Oh, sorry, no you don't. But you can watch someone else decide, and that's just as much fun.

Especially if Stuart makes one final appearance and puffs up like a toad once again.