Idle nocturnal channel hoppers invariably stumble, completely by accident of course, upon the programme 'Sexcetera'. I'm not going to go into any great detail as all it really is, is a show where reporting types tell us about various saucy activities/people/events/products/shows. So in any given episode there will be reports about Dita Von Teese and the art of...well...tease, erotic cartoons, swinger conventions, sex-dolls and bordellos. All mixed up in a smiling Kira Reed shaped bucket.
Basically it's post-pub nudity-filled telly, thus brilliant.
The reason I bring it up is related to the swinger parties I mentioned. You see, I saw it a couple of nights ago and there was a couple who organise parties for people that masturbate. I know it sounds strange, being that masturbating is essentially a party for one so shouldn't require much organisation, but they seemed keen. So keen they immediately advertised it in the personal ads.
"Tom and I put an ad in the personals asking for anyone that enjoyed masturbation to get in touch with us" said the female half of the couple. Now, I don't know if they are prepared or not, but by rights they should end up with approximately 6.794 billion responses.
That's a lot of cheese and pineapple.
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