The wrong kind of Fiddler

Technology is being developed so that internet-lurking paedophiles can be identified by the way they type. Apparently it only takes ten taps of the keyboard to identify the typists age, gender and even culture with 95% accuracy.

But how will this help identify paedophiles? Well, if it can ascertain your age, presumably it can tell that you're typing with one hand.

Whilst on this subject, I was pleased to have this brought to my attention. Specifically, the author's name. The search for 'journalist most likely to report on child abuse scandals' can now be considered closed.