Bam chika woof woof

It's been a good week if you like stories about men having sex with animals, primarily because there has been one. Hooray! Fingers at the ready, commence pointing:

In case you were in any doubt as to the brilliance of this man's imagination, this is Christie Brinkley:

And this is a great dane:

...sorry...this is a great dane:

I love his apologetic attitude. "I haven't been as energetic lately". Bless him. But why take the dog to a vet? Is he mad?! Clearly they should have gone to couple's counselling.